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13 Aug 2014 06:10 PM
13 Aug 2014 06:10 PM
What did the chicken say to the duck as it was about to cross the road?
"Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
13 Aug 2014 06:59 PM
13 Aug 2014 06:59 PM
Great plug for the gun lobby! 🙂
13 Aug 2014 08:28 PM
13 Aug 2014 08:28 PM
14 Aug 2014 05:05 PM
14 Aug 2014 05:05 PM
Hi Che.
This one's just for you:
Q - If it takes 3 minutes to boil 1 egg, how many minutes does it take to boil 2 eggs?
A - ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,you'll have to figure it out for yourself.............(payback for the 'fish' joke).,,,Lol!
Regards, Jake
19 Aug 2014 05:44 PM
19 Aug 2014 05:44 PM
Did you hear about the guy who tried to swim all the way across the lake?......
He only made it half way, then decided it was too far to swim to the other side.......
.....so he turned around and swam back to shore......
19 Aug 2014 06:02 PM
19 Aug 2014 06:02 PM
This one's for you Nik...(no Googling!)
How far can a dog run in to a forest..........?
Only half way - then it is running out of a forest!
20 Aug 2014 03:00 PM
20 Aug 2014 03:00 PM
Oh no, here come the blonde jokes............
Two blondes were standing on either side of a river.
One called to the other, "Hey! How did you get to the other side?"
The other blonde called back - "Huh? What are you talking about?......You are on the other side!"
(sincere apologies to any blondes reading this - I'm sure none of you are like the blondes in the jokes - Lol!)
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20 Aug 2014 04:50 PM
20 Aug 2014 04:50 PM
20 Aug 2014 05:17 PM
20 Aug 2014 05:17 PM
Hi Jake,
I used to be blond, now I'm just salt& pepper. I don't particularly like blond (or other denigratory) jokes to be honest. I wonder how any of us feel when other people crack jokes about MI in general, or ours in particlular?
Cheers,
Kristin
20 Aug 2014 05:21 PM
20 Aug 2014 05:21 PM
Hi Nik,
You mean like pirate jokes - sorry, if blonde jokes are stereotyping, then so are pirate jokes - what's the difference?
Regards, Jake
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