'Chuckle Corner'

[Hobbit]

An Impasta

(it's possible I actually heard this once on these forums you know!!)

[Tight-Control]

Here is a joke I "stole form th radio"

A therapist is trying to tell who out of three people in front of them is normal.

He asks the first what is 3X3 ...the perosn thinks and answers 156..

He asks the second person what is 3X3 .. the person thinks and says "Tuesday"

He then asks the third person what is 3X3 .. they think and say easy its 9..

The therapist smiles and says great ...correct.. how did you work that out..

the person replies "easy mate I just subtracted 156 from Tuesday""

[redhead]

Why are pirates called pirates....
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Because they arrrrr

[SimpleAsThis]

A clairvoyant smiled at me today.. So I punched him.

I always like to strike a happy medium.