'Chuckle Corner'

[Jake]

Hi all,

Ok, don't blame me - Che started it and NikNik suggested it, so here is the place to post all the funny jokes and not so funny jokes - still trying to figure out the surrealist/fish joke................

Regards, Jake 

[chemonro]

Please keep your jokes positive, and not mean. Light and fluffy. 😉 

[chemonro]

My dog has no nose. How does he smell? Terrible! 

[Jake]

'Sausage Syndrome' - no it's not it DSM-5 (yet!)

Patient to psychiatrist: My wife thinks I'm unstable because I like sausages.

Psychiatrist to patient: Nonsense - I like sausages too!

Patient to psychiatrist: Good, you should come and see my collection - I've got hundreds of them!

Jake

[chemonro]

Here is the world's funniest joke : http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/2297365.stm

[Jake]

Patient to doctor: Doc! Doc! - people keep calling me a 'wheelbarrow'.

Doctor to patient: Don't let people push you around!

[Jake]

Patient: Doc! Doc! Nobody understands me!!!

Doctor: Huh? What do you mean by that??

[NikNik]

Just you all wait until International Talk Like a Pirate Day on Sept 19th - Pirate jokes are my strength 🙂

[Alessandra1992]

Aargh, ahoy me hearties, this pirate is searching for plundered bad pirate jokes. Ye have been warned, pirates day is a coming, with plenty of loot to boot😄😄😄

[Jake]

Oh no! bad pirate jokes......that will be something to treasure...............sorry...........just had to get that off my chest..............Regards, Jake!